Asteroid strike Probability 0.0000040, AGW Probability 1.0

[Roger Coppock]

-- Chance of AGW 1.0; it's happening now.
Just ask the Japanese, they are measuring global CO2
forcing every 3 days by satellite.
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Chance of Easter Bunny laying chocolate eggs 1.0; it's happening now.
There will be cuniculargenic chocolate eggs.
Just ask the children, they are measuring days to Easter by telephone.

We had a nut posting to alt.global-warming a couple
of years ago who said that the idea of the Easter Bunny
character was a plot by dark and sinister New World
Order forces to drive our Christian youth away from the
one True Religion™. Are you the same guy, Androcles?

[Rav1ng rabbit]

Post by Roger Coppock

-- Chance of AGW 1.0; it's happening now.
Just ask the Japanese, they are measuring global CO2
forcing every 3 days by satellite.
===================================
Chance of Easter Bunny laying chocolate eggs 1.0; it's happening now.
There will be cuniculargenic chocolate eggs.
Just ask the children, they are measuring days to Easter by telephone.

We had a nut posting to alt.global-warming a couple
of years ago who said that the idea of the Easter Bunny
character was a plot by dark and sinister New World
Order forces to drive our Christian youth away from the
one True Religion™. Are you the same guy, Androcles?

Don't worry about androcles, he is a bit funny.

Q

[Rav1ng rabbit]

Post by Rav1ng rabbit

Post by Roger Coppock

-- Chance of AGW 1.0; it's happening now.
Just ask the Japanese, they are measuring global CO2
forcing every 3 days by satellite.
===================================
Chance of Easter Bunny laying chocolate eggs 1.0; it's happening now.
There will be cuniculargenic chocolate eggs.
Just ask the children, they are measuring days to Easter by telephone.

We had a nut posting to alt.global-warming a couple
of years ago who said that the idea of the Easter Bunny
character was a plot by dark and sinister New World
Order forces to drive our Christian youth away from the
one True Religion™. Are you the same guy, Androcles?

Don't worry about androcles, he is a bit funny.

That's what they all say when I take the piss out of their psychosis.

Go drink some coffee and eat a donut, maybe that helps.

Q

[JohnM]

Post by Rav1ng rabbit

Post by Roger Coppock

-- Chance of AGW 1.0; it's happening now.
Just ask the Japanese, they are measuring global CO2
forcing every 3 days by satellite.
===================================
Chance of Easter Bunny laying chocolate eggs 1.0; it's happening now.
There will be cuniculargenic chocolate eggs.
Just ask the children, they are measuring days to Easter by telephone.

We had a nut posting to alt.global-warming a couple
of years ago who said that the idea of the Easter Bunny
character was a plot by dark and sinister New World
Order forces to drive our Christian youth away from the
one True Religion .  Are you the same guy, Androcles?

Don't worry about androcles, he is a bit funny.

Just needs to learn how to laugh at himself, that's all :-0

[columbiaaccidentinvestigation]

Post by Rav1ng rabbit

Post by Roger Coppock

-- Chance of AGW 1.0; it's happening now.
Just ask the Japanese, they are measuring global CO2
forcing every 3 days by satellite.
===================================
Chance of Easter Bunny laying chocolate eggs 1.0; it's happening now.
There will be cuniculargenic chocolate eggs.
Just ask the children, they are measuring days to Easter by telephone.

We had a nut posting to alt.global-warming a couple
of years ago who said that the idea of the Easter Bunny
character was a plot by dark and sinister New World
Order forces to drive our Christian youth away from the
one True Religion .  Are you the same guy, Androcles?

Don't worry about androcles, he is a bit funny.

Just needs to learn how to laugh at himself, that's all :-0- Hide quoted text -
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na, the russians take him seriously, they reserved him a seat on the
impactor mission.

[RayLopez99]

Post by Roger Coppock
We had a nut posting to alt.global-warming a couple
of years ago who said that the idea of the Easter Bunny
character was a plot by dark and sinister New World
Order forces to drive our Christian youth away from the
one True Religion™.  Are you the same guy, Androcles?

Ad Homenium attack Roger, noted. That was not Androcles point,
Crappock. He was being sarcastic.

As for your stats on probability of impact, they tend to change as
observations become more precise. They have changed several times for
this reason. Who knows how they'll change in 10 years? And remember,
the Shomaker-Levy comet that impacted Jupiter was only discovered 18
months before impact, and the more recent Jupiter impacting comet was
not discovered by astronomers until after impact.

We need an early warning detection system more so than even an early
warming detection system (which we have in place, and is showing a
nearly trivial 0.6C increase).

RL