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Cork Soaker
2008-12-03 22:53:07 UTC
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I had posted about trying to help a friend of mine remove a rootkit from his
machine. (mebroot)
It kept returning even after he's run the fixmbr command.
Now he tells me his machine has several HD's !!!
So he is going to try again running the fixmbr command on each drive.
Trouble shooting over the phone is a PITA...
I should just have gone over there and had a look at it !
Why? It doesn't sound like you know what you're doing anyway.
philo
2008-12-03 23:32:23 UTC
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Post by Cork Soaker
I had posted about trying to help a friend of mine remove a rootkit from his
machine. (mebroot)
It kept returning even after he's run the fixmbr command.
Now he tells me his machine has several HD's !!!
So he is going to try again running the fixmbr command on each drive.
Trouble shooting over the phone is a PITA...
I should just have gone over there and had a look at it !
Why? It doesn't sound like you know what you're doing anyway.
Sometimes it takes a while

but so far I have had a 100% success rate in repairing computers.

The longest it's taken me to get one up and running has been three days...
but usually I get them going within a few minutes.

Trouble shooting over the phone
or on Usenet is tough...because it's best to get the machine right in front
of you.

I also repair vacuum tube radios
and have also had a 100% success rate...
but one of them took me a year to trace down the problem.

Finally, K-man says I cannot read...but he's wrong...

It only took me 16 years to finish Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon.

I am still reading a book by Kipling that I got when I was 13 years old...

that was 46 years ago...

I'll have to dust it off one of these days and read another chapter.
Cork Soaker
2008-12-03 23:50:14 UTC
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Post by philo
Post by Cork Soaker
I had posted about trying to help a friend of mine remove a rootkit from
his
Post by Cork Soaker
machine. (mebroot)
It kept returning even after he's run the fixmbr command.
Now he tells me his machine has several HD's !!!
So he is going to try again running the fixmbr command on each drive.
Trouble shooting over the phone is a PITA...
I should just have gone over there and had a look at it !
Why? It doesn't sound like you know what you're doing anyway.
Sometimes it takes a while
but so far I have had a 100% success rate in repairing computers.
The longest it's taken me to get one up and running has been three days...
but usually I get them going within a few minutes.
Trouble shooting over the phone
or on Usenet is tough...because it's best to get the machine right in front
of you.
I also repair vacuum tube radios
and have also had a 100% success rate...
but one of them took me a year to trace down the problem.
Finally, K-man says I cannot read...but he's wrong...
It only took me 16 years to finish Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon.
I am still reading a book by Kipling that I got when I was 13 years old...
that was 46 years ago...
I'll have to dust it off one of these days and read another chapter.
It doesn't sound very exciting.

Get some porn.
philo
2008-12-04 00:08:04 UTC
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Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
Post by Cork Soaker
I had posted about trying to help a friend of mine remove a rootkit from
his
Post by Cork Soaker
machine. (mebroot)
It kept returning even after he's run the fixmbr command.
Now he tells me his machine has several HD's !!!
So he is going to try again running the fixmbr command on each drive.
Trouble shooting over the phone is a PITA...
I should just have gone over there and had a look at it !
Why? It doesn't sound like you know what you're doing anyway.
Sometimes it takes a while
but so far I have had a 100% success rate in repairing computers.
The longest it's taken me to get one up and running has been three days...
but usually I get them going within a few minutes.
Trouble shooting over the phone
or on Usenet is tough...because it's best to get the machine right in front
of you.
I also repair vacuum tube radios
and have also had a 100% success rate...
but one of them took me a year to trace down the problem.
Finally, K-man says I cannot read...but he's wrong...
It only took me 16 years to finish Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon.
I am still reading a book by Kipling that I got when I was 13 years old...
that was 46 years ago...
I'll have to dust it off one of these days and read another chapter.
It doesn't sound very exciting.
Get some porn.
Don't need it, I have a GF
Cork Soaker
2008-12-04 00:12:49 UTC
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Post by philo
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
Post by Cork Soaker
I had posted about trying to help a friend of mine remove a rootkit
from
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
his
Post by Cork Soaker
machine. (mebroot)
It kept returning even after he's run the fixmbr command.
Now he tells me his machine has several HD's !!!
So he is going to try again running the fixmbr command on each drive.
Trouble shooting over the phone is a PITA...
I should just have gone over there and had a look at it !
Why? It doesn't sound like you know what you're doing anyway.
Sometimes it takes a while
but so far I have had a 100% success rate in repairing computers.
The longest it's taken me to get one up and running has been three
days...
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
but usually I get them going within a few minutes.
Trouble shooting over the phone
or on Usenet is tough...because it's best to get the machine right in
front
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
of you.
I also repair vacuum tube radios
and have also had a 100% success rate...
but one of them took me a year to trace down the problem.
Finally, K-man says I cannot read...but he's wrong...
It only took me 16 years to finish Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon.
I am still reading a book by Kipling that I got when I was 13 years
old...
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
that was 46 years ago...
I'll have to dust it off one of these days and read another chapter.
It doesn't sound very exciting.
Get some porn.
Don't need it, I have a GF
Now I *know* you're lying!
Kadaitcha Man
2008-12-04 00:29:20 UTC
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Cork Soaker, ye uneducated knot-pated, thou art the slave that with thy
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
Post by Cork Soaker
I had posted about trying to help a friend of mine remove a
rootkit from his machine. (mebroot)
It kept returning even after he's run the fixmbr command.
Now he tells me his machine has several HD's !!!
So he is going to try again running the fixmbr command on each
drive. Trouble shooting over the phone is a PITA...
I should just have gone over there and had a look at it !
Why? It doesn't sound like you know what you're doing anyway.
Sometimes it takes a while
but so far I have had a 100% success rate in repairing computers.
The longest it's taken me to get one up and running has been three
days... but usually I get them going within a few minutes.
Trouble shooting over the phone
or on Usenet is tough...because it's best to get the machine right
in front of you.
I also repair vacuum tube radios
and have also had a 100% success rate...
but one of them took me a year to trace down the problem.
Finally, K-man says I cannot read...but he's wrong...
It only took me 16 years to finish Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas
Pynchon. I am still reading a book by Kipling that I got when I was 13
years old... that was 46 years ago...
I'll have to dust it off one of these days and read another chapter.
It doesn't sound very exciting.
Get some porn.
Don't need it, I have a GF
Now I *know* you're lying!
No, he's not. However she's as ugly as all fuck and mentally ill.

I'm only imparting that latter information to you so you know when he is
lying.
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Join me for dinner. I'm cooking bent lobster pussing boil and aardvark
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of earthworm placenta and a bowl of creamed duck shit.
Cork Soaker
2008-12-04 00:35:54 UTC
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Post by Kadaitcha Man
Cork Soaker, ye uneducated knot-pated, thou art the slave that with thy
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
Post by Cork Soaker
I had posted about trying to help a friend of mine remove a
rootkit from his machine. (mebroot)
It kept returning even after he's run the fixmbr command.
Now he tells me his machine has several HD's !!!
So he is going to try again running the fixmbr command on each
drive. Trouble shooting over the phone is a PITA...
I should just have gone over there and had a look at it !
Why? It doesn't sound like you know what you're doing anyway.
Sometimes it takes a while
but so far I have had a 100% success rate in repairing computers.
The longest it's taken me to get one up and running has been three
days... but usually I get them going within a few minutes.
Trouble shooting over the phone
or on Usenet is tough...because it's best to get the machine right
in front of you.
I also repair vacuum tube radios
and have also had a 100% success rate...
but one of them took me a year to trace down the problem.
Finally, K-man says I cannot read...but he's wrong...
It only took me 16 years to finish Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas
Pynchon. I am still reading a book by Kipling that I got when I was 13
years old... that was 46 years ago...
I'll have to dust it off one of these days and read another chapter.
It doesn't sound very exciting.
Get some porn.
Don't need it, I have a GF
Now I *know* you're lying!
No, he's not. However she's as ugly as all fuck and mentally ill.
I'm only imparting that latter information to you so you know when he is
lying.
Well, it's kinda the same thing.

I want to see her now, naked, covered in lard. So a normal family photo
is what I'm looking for.
philo
2008-12-04 00:47:31 UTC
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Post by Kadaitcha Man
Cork Soaker, ye uneducated knot-pated, thou art the slave that with thy
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
Post by Cork Soaker
I had posted about trying to help a friend of mine remove a
rootkit from his machine. (mebroot)
It kept returning even after he's run the fixmbr command.
Now he tells me his machine has several HD's !!!
So he is going to try again running the fixmbr command on each
drive. Trouble shooting over the phone is a PITA...
I should just have gone over there and had a look at it !
Why? It doesn't sound like you know what you're doing anyway.
Sometimes it takes a while
but so far I have had a 100% success rate in repairing computers.
The longest it's taken me to get one up and running has been three
days... but usually I get them going within a few minutes.
Trouble shooting over the phone
or on Usenet is tough...because it's best to get the machine right
in front of you.
I also repair vacuum tube radios
and have also had a 100% success rate...
but one of them took me a year to trace down the problem.
Finally, K-man says I cannot read...but he's wrong...
It only took me 16 years to finish Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas
Pynchon. I am still reading a book by Kipling that I got when I was 13
years old... that was 46 years ago...
I'll have to dust it off one of these days and read another chapter.
It doesn't sound very exciting.
Get some porn.
Don't need it, I have a GF
Now I *know* you're lying!
No, he's not. However she's as ugly as all fuck and mentally ill.
I'm only imparting that latter information to you so you know when he is
lying.
She's actually good looking...but yes it's true she is mentally ill.

That's why I fell in love with her. So called "normal" people are way too
boring.
Cork Soaker
2008-12-04 01:02:00 UTC
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Post by philo
Post by Kadaitcha Man
Cork Soaker, ye uneducated knot-pated, thou art the slave that with thy
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
Post by Cork Soaker
I had posted about trying to help a friend of mine remove a
rootkit from his machine. (mebroot)
It kept returning even after he's run the fixmbr command.
Now he tells me his machine has several HD's !!!
So he is going to try again running the fixmbr command on each
drive. Trouble shooting over the phone is a PITA...
I should just have gone over there and had a look at it !
Why? It doesn't sound like you know what you're doing anyway.
Sometimes it takes a while
but so far I have had a 100% success rate in repairing computers.
The longest it's taken me to get one up and running has been three
days... but usually I get them going within a few minutes.
Trouble shooting over the phone
or on Usenet is tough...because it's best to get the machine right
in front of you.
I also repair vacuum tube radios
and have also had a 100% success rate...
but one of them took me a year to trace down the problem.
Finally, K-man says I cannot read...but he's wrong...
It only took me 16 years to finish Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas
Pynchon. I am still reading a book by Kipling that I got when I was
13
Post by Kadaitcha Man
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
years old... that was 46 years ago...
I'll have to dust it off one of these days and read another chapter.
It doesn't sound very exciting.
Get some porn.
Don't need it, I have a GF
Now I *know* you're lying!
No, he's not. However she's as ugly as all fuck and mentally ill.
I'm only imparting that latter information to you so you know when he is
lying.
She's actually good looking...but yes it's true she is mentally ill.
That's why I fell in love with her. So called "normal" people are way too
boring.
As you have proven.
philo
2008-12-04 01:18:11 UTC
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Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
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Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
and have also had a 100% success rate...
but one of them took me a year to trace down the problem.
Finally, K-man says I cannot read...but he's wrong...
It only took me 16 years to finish Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas
Pynchon. I am still reading a book by Kipling that I got when I was
13
Post by Kadaitcha Man
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
years old... that was 46 years ago...
I'll have to dust it off one of these days and read another chapter.
It doesn't sound very exciting.
Get some porn.
Don't need it, I have a GF
Now I *know* you're lying!
No, he's not. However she's as ugly as all fuck and mentally ill.
I'm only imparting that latter information to you so you know when he is
lying.
She's actually good looking...but yes it's true she is mentally ill.
That's why I fell in love with her. So called "normal" people are way too
boring.
As you have proven.
DO NOT accuse me of being normal!
Kadaitcha Man
2008-12-04 01:19:44 UTC
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philo, ye churlish young knave and begging, why thou art a man of wax,
Post by philo
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
Post by Kadaitcha Man
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
and have also had a 100% success rate...
but one of them took me a year to trace down the problem.
Finally, K-man says I cannot read...but he's wrong...
It only took me 16 years to finish Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas
Pynchon. I am still reading a book by Kipling that I got when
I was 13 years old... that was 46 years ago...
I'll have to dust it off one of these days and read another
chapter.
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
Post by Kadaitcha Man
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
Post by Cork Soaker
It doesn't sound very exciting.
Get some porn.
Don't need it, I have a GF
Now I *know* you're lying!
No, he's not. However she's as ugly as all fuck and mentally ill.
I'm only imparting that latter information to you so you know when
he is lying.
She's actually good looking...but yes it's true she is mentally ill.
That's why I fell in love with her. So called "normal" people are
way too boring.
As you have proven.
DO NOT accuse me of being normal!
<aside to Cork Soaker>
No, don't do that. Property values are low enough as it is.
--
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"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

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Join me for dinner. I'm cooking crisped stinkbug eye with anus compote
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simmered in a turbid bowl with a slew of big leftover pistachio nut and
banana pepper with remnants of beet in fruit juice, a side of goat
pituitary gland and a container of rancid salsa juice.
Buffalo
2008-12-04 02:26:59 UTC
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Post by philo
DO NOT accuse me of being normal!
Have you ever considered that corksoaker and K man were one and the same?
Either way, neither rarelygives a solution to the problem. They just like to
wank themselves in public.
Kadaitcha Man
2008-12-04 02:43:57 UTC
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Buffalo, ye artless man-queller and woman-queller, ye are a subtle
Post by Buffalo
Post by philo
DO NOT accuse me of being normal!
Have you ever considered that corksoaker and K man were one and the same?
I'm everybody.
Post by Buffalo
Either way, neither rarelygives a solution to the problem. They
just like to wank themselves in public.
Que? I have no dick. I am dickless.
--
alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
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Join me for dinner. I'm cooking infected locust belly with rank entrails
aside festered boa constrictor lung accentuated with stale crunchy
handkerchief dregs and lemon garnish, served in a gurgling skillet
overflowing with expensive medley of scampi and sundry bits of caviar in
putrescent tea, a side of finch testicles and a pitcher of vaginal
discharge.
Buffalo
2008-12-04 02:49:26 UTC
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Post by Kadaitcha Man
Buffalo, ye artless man-queller and woman-queller, ye are a subtle
Post by Buffalo
Post by philo
DO NOT accuse me of being normal!
Have you ever considered that corksoaker and K man were one and the same?
I'm everybody.
Post by Buffalo
Either way, neither rarelygives a solution to the problem. They
just like to wank themselves in public.
Que? I have no dick. I am dickless.
And usually useless.
Kadaitcha Man
2008-12-04 03:00:27 UTC
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Post by Buffalo
Post by Kadaitcha Man
Buffalo, ye artless man-queller and woman-queller, ye are a subtle
Post by Buffalo
Post by philo
DO NOT accuse me of being normal!
Have you ever considered that corksoaker and K man were one and the same?
I'm everybody.
Post by Buffalo
Either way, neither rarelygives a solution to the problem. They
just like to wank themselves in public.
Que? I have no dick. I am dickless.
And usually useless.
Even less can be said about your technical skills.
--
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"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
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September 2005, April 2006, January 2007, August 2008.
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, Official owner
and trainer of Bucky Breeder, August 2008.
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Join me for dinner. I'm cooking stinking chef's pubic hairs and moose
furuncle compote in smelling lizard puddings with liver compote under
shuddersome syphilis scabs, dished up in a randomly twitching cup with a
slew of chewy uncooked brain in polluted tea, a side of sea slug chips
and a draught of titmouse drool.
Buffalo
2008-12-04 03:24:00 UTC
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Post by Buffalo
Post by Kadaitcha Man
Buffalo, ye artless man-queller and woman-queller, ye are a subtle
Post by Buffalo
Post by philo
DO NOT accuse me of being normal!
Have you ever considered that corksoaker and K man were one and the same?
I'm everybody.
Post by Buffalo
Either way, neither rarelygives a solution to the problem. They
just like to wank themselves in public.
Que? I have no dick. I am dickless.
And usually useless.
Even less can be said about your technical skills.
Whee Haw!!!
Cork Soaker
2008-12-04 04:02:14 UTC
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Post by Buffalo
Whee Haw!!!
Which is technically true.

Cork Soaker
2008-12-04 03:16:18 UTC
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Post by Buffalo
Post by philo
DO NOT accuse me of being normal!
Have you ever considered that corksoaker and K man were one and the same?
Either way, neither rarelygives a solution to the problem. They just like to
wank themselves in public.
Awww, has the K-man upset the silly little arsehole? Awww.


You are so fucking stupid you don't even know how to check for nym-shifters!

You are no use here, go over to boy-lovers!
Cork Soaker
2008-12-04 03:20:02 UTC
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Post by philo
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Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
and have also had a 100% success rate...
but one of them took me a year to trace down the problem.
Finally, K-man says I cannot read...but he's wrong...
It only took me 16 years to finish Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas
Pynchon. I am still reading a book by Kipling that I got when I was
13
Post by Kadaitcha Man
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
years old... that was 46 years ago...
I'll have to dust it off one of these days and read another
chapter.
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
Post by Kadaitcha Man
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
Post by Cork Soaker
It doesn't sound very exciting.
Get some porn.
Don't need it, I have a GF
Now I *know* you're lying!
No, he's not. However she's as ugly as all fuck and mentally ill.
I'm only imparting that latter information to you so you know when he
is
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
Post by Kadaitcha Man
lying.
She's actually good looking...but yes it's true she is mentally ill.
That's why I fell in love with her. So called "normal" people are way
too
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
boring.
As you have proven.
DO NOT accuse me of being normal!
I wasn't.
Cork Soaker
2008-12-04 00:28:35 UTC
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Post by philo
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
Post by Cork Soaker
I had posted about trying to help a friend of mine remove a rootkit
from
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
his
Post by Cork Soaker
machine. (mebroot)
It kept returning even after he's run the fixmbr command.
Now he tells me his machine has several HD's !!!
So he is going to try again running the fixmbr command on each
drive.
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
Post by Cork Soaker
Trouble shooting over the phone is a PITA...
I should just have gone over there and had a look at it !
Why? It doesn't sound like you know what you're doing anyway.
Sometimes it takes a while
but so far I have had a 100% success rate in repairing computers.
The longest it's taken me to get one up and running has been three
days...
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
but usually I get them going within a few minutes.
Trouble shooting over the phone
or on Usenet is tough...because it's best to get the machine right in
front
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
of you.
I also repair vacuum tube radios
and have also had a 100% success rate...
but one of them took me a year to trace down the problem.
Finally, K-man says I cannot read...but he's wrong...
It only took me 16 years to finish Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas
Pynchon.
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
I am still reading a book by Kipling that I got when I was 13 years
old...
Post by Cork Soaker
Post by philo
that was 46 years ago...
I'll have to dust it off one of these days and read another chapter.
It doesn't sound very exciting.
Get some porn.
Don't need it, I have a GF
Now I *know* you're lying!
She's the one on my website
I've posted the link here about 100 times.
Besides, if I didn't have a GF I probably could have gotten Gravity's
Rainbow read in a year or so!
People with girlfriends don't pretend they haven't got any porn.

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