Pied Piper

[Mavis Bramston]

"Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF"

snip

But a joke has to have an element of truth in it to be funny.
Yours didn't.

O.K. here is one which is scientifically true but not very funny. Ready?
There are 01 types of people, those who understand binary and those who
don't.

Didn't you mean "10"?

(Puts on science mask)

It depends on which is the least significant bit(LSB). When I learnt
binary the LSB was always on the left however it not a hard and fast
rule and the LSB could be on the right. So no I did not mean 10 but 10
can also be correct however for the sake of the joke if it was 10,people
would assume it was ten not a two.

For those who still don't understand, then Google binary. I did warn you
that it wasn't very funny.
(Takes off science mask)

[L.A.T.]

"Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF"

snip

But a joke has to have an element of truth in it to be funny.
Yours didn't.

O.K. here is one which is scientifically true but not very funny. Ready?
There are 01 types of people, those who understand binary and those who
don't.

Didn't you mean "10"?

Perhaps it was a scientifically true, but subtle, way of hinting which type
of person he is.